Vous pensez quoi?: BUY MY BOOK -- THE POST TO END ALL POSTS

FULL STORY HERE. I recommend reading it if you have not already.

SHORT STORY HERE:

I need to make money so I can go to the University of Chicago and learn about writing! This program only accepts less than twenty students, is highly reputable, and gave me the maximum scholarship of $1,500, but it is still over $3,700 in total, which is a Large Sum of Money! Thus, the needing to earn money.

SO, it would be wonderful if you would buy one or more of the novels I have written. They are $14 apiece, and come professionally bound by CreateSpace. I will have one of these with me tomorrow for your ooh-ing and aah-ing. These are uncorrected proofs, so it says "PROOF" on the last page and also contains errors and logical fallacies, i.e. things that come from me writing a novel in thirty days or less. BUT, Kaleidoscope Girl?has a beautiful cover, so it's all worth it. (Legal to Travel?has no cover as of now. Leave a comment if you would like to make a cover. I will love you forever.)

And with that, I direct you to the Important Information and the (also important) Order Form.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.?

I NEED A DEPOSIT OF $10.30 BY WEDNESDAY. THIS IS TO ENSURE THE BOOK ACTUALLY GETS TO YOU IN A TIMELY MANNER.?

ALSO, YOU MUST?HAVE FILLED OUT THE GOOGLE FORM TO RECEIVE YOUR BOOK!

THANKS, THE MGMT.?

Source: http://penserquoi.blogspot.com/2011/05/buy-my-book-post-to-end-all-posts.html

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